There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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