I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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