LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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