I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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