He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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