I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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