so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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