Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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