do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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