Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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