I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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