I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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