I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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