I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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