just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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