okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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