i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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