I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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