You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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