so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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