Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
