I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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