A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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