Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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