O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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