Do you still have your period?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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