Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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