Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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