I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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