It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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