What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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