The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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