Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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