so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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