no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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