im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't deserve a penis
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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