I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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