Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
