there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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