with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
