It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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