Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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