Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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