her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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