I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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