i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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