what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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