Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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