You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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