Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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