This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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