I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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