You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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