dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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