you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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