I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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