i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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