He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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